On May 5. I wrote a post called The Cleaning Lady. In it I posted a picture of a cute little French maid. Ever since then the stats page shows me search terms that people used to find my blogs and almost every day they look like this:
| sexy french maid | 4 |  |
| french maid | 3 | |
| sexy french maid costume | 2 | |
| trisha drinking and dancing on the stree | 2 | |
| trisha in t.shirt stills | 1 | |
| dead french maid | 1 | |
| french maid costumes | 1 | |
| french maid costume |
“Dead French maid”? WTF? Some sick bastard…
So I thought it would be fun to try a little experiment to see if all it takes to rack up hits is the right TAGS!
For all you freaks out there who reeeaaallly wanna see French maids-
And finally, one for D’Bear:
hahaha… The French Maid pics are priceless!
Hugs woman
betme- yeah, costume-$29.99, feather duster- $6.99, pics of ugly men- priceless!! LOL
Hugs for you , too!
I’m surprised you didn’t decide on this costume for yourself. Or for D’Bear!
birdpress- too cold for Halloween in NE Pennsylvania!! Hahaha D’Bear woulda had shrinkage issues!!
ROFLMAO I love Sanders in the costume that is one for the books. I agree on the tags I did a post with a misspelled ad and someone googled porn and got me instead. Go figure.
sunnymom- I am such a stats whore! I want BIG NUMBERS, dammit!!!
oooo they’s some fugly maids for your search engine hits. I get lots of hits daily for david boreanaz after some of our hot hunk thursday posts lol
Bettina- Oh, that’s wild! I hadn’t thought of that!! Well, Boreanaz IS hot!!!
I am right there with you I want bigger numbers too. I keep checking my stats all day just to see if they have moved any.
sunnymom- it’s a sickness. I may have to have an intervention!
ha! Ages ago I posted that article on my old skittles costume. I get about 27 hits daily with people searching for skittles costumes. http://gwenythmelons.wordpress.com/2008/05/08/taste-the-rainbow/ Its my biggest draw. I have thought about doing an entry just like this, as an experiment with tags. Nice job!
Lauren- LOVE the Skittles costume! I could help you fix it so you could wear it again. I sew.
Thanks for stopping by and commenting! I’ll be back over to see you again! Ta for now!
I suppose that Col. Sanders would qualify then as a dead french maid.
Evyl- PERFECT! YES! You GOT it!!!
I had to come by your blog after knowing you visit mine! I love those french maids
kaylee- Hey, girl! Glad you like zee mademoiselles …er, um, monsieurs? Doesn’t everyone?
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Hey, where’s the dead French maid???
Back to google I go. 
Spidey- check out Evyl’s comment above.
Hi Trish, came here via Bettina, love your blog.
river- Welcome! Thanks for the sweet comment!
Found you via Bettina also… pmsl that’s too funny, now I’m thinking of some exciting post titles to drag some traffic my way…. hmmmmmmm LOL
Prizetastic- Welcome!! I looked and looked at your comment trying to figure out what pmsl stood for and then I PMSL when I got it! Holy Moley! That’s a new one for me!
Go, girl, with the titles. Think of the possibilities : Spank Me______! or I Live for Lingerie, or ….. or….never mind. I was off on a tangent there for a minute.
Ya know, I like the whole uniform trip and all well enough, but ummmm, “dead french maid”? I certainly hope it is a halloween uniform they were searching for because otherwise they need some help.
OK…my thoughts on French Maid outfits are forever ruined now…Thanks alot!! Have a great day!
My top two posts daily are drag queens and pissing. It is a little scary … I thought I had more to offer than that! I enjoyed the pics of your daughters wedding, by the way!!!